This minority business is going to make you six toed cunts impossible to live with.
We need border controls.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I say give us all two days notice to clear out and then nuke the place
Anyone cornish nationalists will stay because they're idiots
( Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Ideally, use a low yield and make Newquay ground zero

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

That fella in the St Piran's flavoured toga will be a national hero now, I expect.
I say "national", because you're a "nation" of Celtic people. Unlike the rest of England.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

They aren't a fucking nation. They live in a county without a motorway
and where their "superfast" broadband exists due to an EU grant. Backward fuckers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I'm being all satirical and Pynchonesque
Everyone of British Isles based genetics is very nearly as Celtic or Saxon as everybody else. The whole thing's a total fallacy. You're talking differences of single figure percentages.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Is there a reason the m5 just stops there?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Dangerous to have horses, carts and slithering slack-jawed mutants on a motorway, Winders.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah, I suppose.
Still, seems a shame.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I mean, there's a perfectly good national park they could cut through,
Save a few housing estates that way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

There's dirty great lumps of rock all along the road. If you wanted to widen it into a motorway, the navvies would have to shift them
and the Irish are lazy, feckless bastards to a man.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)