Are you Max Clifford?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:18, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Look, this is just bread and butter stuff
if you want to get into the industry you're going to have to do this, everyone does it. I know Brad Pitt, would you like to meet him?
( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:21, Reply)

*swoons*
Not really. You're nicked.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:22, Reply)

I'd like to make the following statement
Allegations which I strongly deny have been put to me by the police and to which I have given full and complete answers. I have fully cooperated and my conscience is clear. In time these allegations will be proven to be completely unfounded. My family are behind me during this difficult time.
( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:29, Reply)

That dont impress me much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:00, Reply)