Really?
Fucks sake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That's the most sensible part of his name an' all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:09, Reply)

He's going to have a brilliant time at school
Every time he introduces himself he's going to sound like an autistic cat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:10, Reply)

He'll save a fortune on washing his hair when he gets flushed every day at school

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I think clean-bowl flushing might be too good for him
I hope he likes the taste of poo. Then again he's never going to get past 9am without having his lunch money nicked so he might be grateful for the nutrition.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:12, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Just in case the bullies didn't have enough ammunition
They have had him doing modelling work as well
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:19, Reply)

In all fairness
That's where Arnold Rimmer was born. Or will be born, in the future. Or would have been born, in the future, if he was real.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:09, Reply)

SMEG!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:10, Reply)