This little prick in the pet shop thought the guinea pigs were rabbits.
He shouldn't be allowed pets until he learns to stop being a stupid little wanker.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Every time we go to the pet shop for more food or what not,
I stop and look at the rabbits and Guinea pigs and rats and hamsters and so on and think, what sort of fucking moron wants one of them caged up in their house.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Gays and children, and gay children.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)

You can get Gay children?
I thought it was all government mind control.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

If you pay enough, I can get you one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I don't want one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

*taps nose*
I will await your gaz.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Who do you think seduced all them 70's celebs eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Gaynea pigs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)

There is only one thing to do
Go all animal rights and balaclava up then release them.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Can I do it topless with body paint on?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

"The Femen"
as it is known...

Damn right you can you sexy thing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

\o/

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I know a peruvian couple
and they get guinea pigs from the pet shop for their supper.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)