changes regularly
because I'm flighty like that. At the moment... Cardiacs - Core
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lighty in da house

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:00, Reply)

evening hh

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)

so it is, so it is...
How come a single studmuffin like yourself isn't out and about on a Friday evening?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:06, Reply)

I'm between the ladies at the moment
last one doesn't see us as a couple but would like to be friends. Still the previous one only took 1 date to decide I was pondscum and this took two, so it's an exponential improvement. At this rate I'll be married by September.

Good job I already have another one who's agreed to go out for dinner.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)

haha physically repulsive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:16, Reply)

You got binned after last Monday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Sadly yes
Pity, I liked her a lot. I need a hobby.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Shame. It sounded like your first date went really well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Yep. I thought the second one did too, shows what I know
Got to figure out somewhere to take this next one - not Galvin La Chapelle, the food was awesome but a £200 let's be friends meal isn't something I want to do every week.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:37, Reply)

I don't regret it after that first date
but from now on the fine dining can wait until I'm on a promise, to be blunt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Even if you're on a promise you don't need to spend that sort of money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I like to push the boat out occasionally
See what the top end is like. Seemed like a good opportunity.

Actually Galvin Cafe au Vin is about half the price next door and still pretty nice, that might be an idea.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Get two pet tutles, not quite a hobby but still I spend more time watching them than the TV

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)

haha, get in there son

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Some top class flirting
talking about how gigs with seats are preferable these days, then segued into "speaking of going out, sitting down and having a good time - how about dinner?"

Nailed it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:38, Reply)

I've been so long out of the game I wouldn't know where to start

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)

online dating is much easier
they write a bunch of stuff about themselves before you even start and so you just pick something to ask a question about that you can also talk about yourself.

Gets a conversation started.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Just make sure you point out you don't support Bristol Rovers.
No one wants the sympathy vote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Plus they would think he was retarded, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:06, Reply)

It's not really come up yet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:07, Reply)

What no football talk?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:08, Reply)

that may be where I'm going wrong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:00, Reply)

yeah mine changes weekly
Also, do club tracks count as songs? Hold on to your love, warhead and bambataa are really special tracks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Never had you down as a Ritchie Valens fan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)

I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)