I'd rather it was a euphemism

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

here you go
100g ground flaxseed or nuts
100g seeds (eg mixture of sesame, sunflower and pumpkin seeds)
50g flour (vary with each batch: brown rice, gram or quinoa flour or a mixture )
Olive oil
Sea salt
tamari soy sauce,
fennel seeds

Mix all of the ingredients together with enough water to make a dough. Line a baking tray with baking parchment and placing another layer of baking parchment on top roll out the dough to form a thin layer (2mm thick). Bake in a hot oven (190 deg C) for approx. 20 mins until no longer soft. When cool break into ‘ryvita sized’ crackers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

+ serve with cold lager

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

+ wheat-free

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)