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I was at the allotment on Sunday afternoon and for the 1st time met the owner of the plot next to mine.

Pros: Female. Ball-achingly hot. Mid-30s, mega-tidy, skimpy top with her jugs hanging out, and a cracking arse.

Cons: Married, 2 sprogs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 May 2014, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

\o/
Complement her melons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)

She was bending over weeding while we were talking and I nearly involuntarily hosed them down

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Start an affair and ruin her life.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

life
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

She wouldn't be the first

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)

By blowing crack smoke in the kids faces, along with the other associated 'megalolz' activities?
Is that what you're saying? Cos that's what it sounds like you're saying.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

She wouldn't be the first

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)