I'm not clumsy but Mrs Cow is
She is forever burning herself on the iron/oven or standing up under open cupboards in the kitchen. Its a wonder she's still alive, truth be told

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I've never played gold in my life, despite living next to two golf courses. Crazy golf, yes

AltAlt:
I have toast. It smells nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:19, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i bet she accidentally fell down the stairs as well didn't she?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Actually, she hasnt done this as yet
She has been banned from our loft for similar reasons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:21, Reply)

loft porn stash^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:22, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Does anyone still have a porn stash these days?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:22, Reply)

No, but I'd like to grow one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I've got one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 11:26, Reply)

That's because you're so fucking cool.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I've also got a tool belt on and a sexy bum crack showing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Cor! Pics plz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I have a bum crack showing most of the time
#trouserstoobig #ITshutin #fuckingMASSIVEslut
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:34, Reply)

you do, in your loft
duh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Oh yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:24, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 May 2014, 11:26, Reply)