The girlfriend made my lunch today.
I have never seen so many fucking vegetables all in one place. Where's my fucking pie?
( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

there is nothing in the house for lunch except chips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:58, Reply)

#toughtobeNakers

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:59, Reply)

you have no idea
also the cleaner will be here soon and I've not cleaned up so she'll think we are all mucky and she'll try and talk to me and want tea and stuff...I might go to costa
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:01, Reply)

HAHA you have to talk to a poor person.
I reckon I'll get a better class of cleaner when I move to sussex.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)

you coming down this way are you?
Have you got the relevant permissions?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I already have citizenship.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:08, Reply)

^ Paying a cleaner only to clean up himself and leave the cleaner to get paid for nothing ^

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

i'd better get started :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Typical golfing behaviour.

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)

That's why he can't afford a car.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)

i have a car...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:16, Reply)

...'never seen so many fucking vegetables all in one place'
......Naaah, too easy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Is this a reference to your mum's 15 minutes of "internet fame"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)