Good - It's my birthday week, I'm out with work tonight, and I've got a BBQ on Saturday
Bad - My department head is off, so I'm fucking swamped, I can't eat the steak that I've ordered for tonight, and it's raining on Saturday. To add to this, I've been arguing UKIP with someone overnight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:11, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why does any of that stop you eating a steak??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Arm is still bollocksed.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Get that lady of yours to cut it up and feed you.

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Not a chance, steak is best when fresh cut
I'll do it myself, just going to look a bit of a mong doing so.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

So you can eat the steak
So stop whining and eat it!
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

BIRTHDAY CANS!

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Payday cans?
GAYday cans more like!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

GAYday cans?
GAYGAY cans more like!!!!
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

gaygay mans more like etc etc

( Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Birthday week?
BirthGAY week more like!!!!!
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

You're not getting laid again, aren't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

What do you mean "again"?

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Look you post a word that rhymes with gay that happens
So sayeth the lord.
( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

So GAYeth the Lord more like!!!!

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

So sayeth the GAYlord more like!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

So GAYeth the GAYlord more like!!!

( Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Perfect!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)