I'd really like to congratulate you all on your contribution today to the shittest part of the Internet.
But I can't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:55, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Rude.
I've just lied to a family friend to get off going to a blessing of their baby. Mostly because her husband is a skin head lager lout football hooligan and the idea of spending a night in the pub with them is my idea of hell
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:02, Reply)

I'd have done the same.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Also.
Get it christened or don't fucking bother. Anglican blessing Bollocks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)

I thought the Anglican church conducted christenings?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

They do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Christianity. Yuck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:28, Reply)

No no, they're Anglican ,
Well, they don't go to church or anything, but they are Anglican. But they don't want a christening, as that involves making promises in front of god, so they're having it blessed. I don't really get it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Bollocks isn't it? If they weren't religious at all they'd have a naming ceremony or not bother at all.
Bets are being hedged eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:43, Reply)

I thought it might be for school stuff,
But that makes no sense.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:46, Reply)

And isn't necessary for schools unless they're mussies or left footers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Yeah,
Maybe it's for the attention. Or an excuse for mum to get shit faced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Alright WP. My local's been flogged off by Greene King to some new pubco.
Any thoughts?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Depends on who bought it.
And also why GK sold up. Chances are they want some other pub more, and with monopoly riles and such had to sell to get something else. Any idea who bought it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:53, Reply)

So this is really the gentle, middle class, educated and intelligent bit of the internet then.
I'd say so.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Too right.
You been out to vote? The roman party caught my eye on the ballot paper.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:12, Reply)

I have voted - twice, in my neck of the woods.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

'vote early and vote often'
(c) Richard J Daley.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)

I can't remember off the top of my head
But was Richard J not the one that got Debs and Bill Heyward incarcerated?

Edit - no he wasn't. He was the one who survived the ring investigation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)

You don't know what I'm on about, do you?
Don't worry. Delete it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I couldn't give a flying anything about whatever you post*


* is aware that this applies to many about my own posts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:41, Reply)

I GOT TO VOTE TWICE TOO!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Both council and Euro?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Yeah.
It was all very exciting
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

woah. Steady on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:42, Reply)

It's good, isn't it.
When you know who looks after you locally, but then you get the fantasy vote too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I hammed it up and spent ages in the little booth.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)

You were wanking in that booth.
WANKING.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:48, Reply)

yeah cheers for doing mine for me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)

You got the peace party.
All hippy dippy vegan no conflict save the ice flow bollocks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)

makes no odds to me, do what I like anyway dont I

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:55, Reply)

it's only Euro in York

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Did you go and vote?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Nobody at the Polling Station wanted to meet him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:51, Reply)

not yet
In a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:55, Reply)

You're welcome
:D
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Yo yo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 20:49, Reply)

No thanks, I'll stick to marbles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:51, Reply)

I spent the day doing actual work like what they pay me for
soz. It won't happen again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:57, Reply)

I should hope not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:59, Reply)

I got to vote THREE times
Euro, council, and mayor.

I picked a bunch of commies, frankly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:03, Reply)

I voted for beer and pizza

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)

I've got beer.
But had fish pie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)

Mayor?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 21:09, Reply)

I think he's still voting in Brum.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:10, Reply)

There is a major of ox, but we don't get a vote. What's that about?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Probably aliens or sutin

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Fucken immigrants.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Tower Hamlets

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 May 2014, 23:11, Reply)

After reading through this thread, just my posting has contributed to the shittest thread on the internet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Bit harsh
have you seen mail online?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 22 May 2014, 23:45, Reply)