Darth!
I liked your holiday photos
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cheers mate
Can't take all the credit, the gorgeous scenery and near-constant sunshine did most of the work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

What, dare I ask, have I missed?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Not much, TBH
Everyone followed everyone on twitter if that counts? I've spent the weekend being tweeted by Grace the hamster

Derby didn't get promoted? Thought you'd like that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

There are few sights in life so sweet or hilarious as sheepshaggers crying
It was the second saltiest fluid produced at that moment in time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

TBH, I didn't want either of them promoted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

FFP report should be interesting next season

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Tim Stilton and Grace the hamster are following several of us on Twitter. That's about it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Right, I've got to be honest here
I don't know who either of them are, or you for that matter. Two weeks out of the country and shit goes crazy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Battered is dead. Long live Angry Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

So you're either Battered or his murderer
I'm not sure which idea pleases me more, but I'm likelier to be nice to you if you have a history of killin'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

At least one of them is Tim Stilton.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

No diggity
But I don't know who that is. I didn't post from about August to March, it appears that much shit has gone down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I think he turned up when you were on holiday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

i don't understand twitter
but i know that tim stilton is dozer's alter ego and grace is his lover
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

So they're both Dozer then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

one right hand
one left hand
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)