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So, it's about 10pm. How will you spend your time this evening between now & heading for sleep? Apart from pissing about posting shite on /OT?
Harters - we know you'll be doing your ex up the dirt pipe, so no need to respond.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:02,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I wanna know more about real life Rory please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:04,
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I bet him and Batts spend all their off line time together
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:07,
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I bet yu and your ex spend all your time offline together
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:09,
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Standard practice amongst the negroes.
They should be made to pick cotton, rather than pick up their exs
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:10,
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All that cotton picking makes you so so horney
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:28,
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I'm now going for an enormous, three-day backlog shit.
If you don't hear within the hour, send help.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:11,
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+ Rope and a tug off war team
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:19,
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Start. Then crimp. Have a rest. Have something (booze, fags, coffee) to tickle the colon. Give 20 minutes, then have another go.
Repeat as required.
Good luck.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:21,
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Christ that was needed.
Should have weighed myself before and after, swear I just lost two stone :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 23:03,
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+ Dignity
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 23:14,
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Watch 24 hours in A & E with the dogs
And drink.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 22:19,
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Cold Blood II is on. Matthew Kelly playing as himself; a paedo.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:22,
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Oh man lord mcalpine is gonna sue the shit out if you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:25,
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Paedo Kelly already tried to stop a mate of mine from performing this after he'd written it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEiGQa_mV8
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:28,
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I'm watching this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 22:33,
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Matthew Kelly playing with himself?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:34,
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No. I'm watching old women dying.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 22:35,
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^Typical murderous Wee Pee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:41,
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I just got home. Exceptional pizzas in marylebone. I love marylebone high street
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:31,
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You know what's good on pizza?
Artichokes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 22:35,
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The special starter here was some whole fancy artichoke thing with salads and dressings slathered on it
You'd have liked that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:37,
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Artichokes.a voucher.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:38,
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Transcribing my favourite songs for my baritone guitar
Now all I have to do is stop my fingers going for the chords I used to play, instead of the ones I should be playing.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:43,
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^ bollockhead ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:44,
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Not a song I know
How does it go? If it's one you know I bet it's short.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:48,
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^head of the bollock^
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:47,
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All of you have gone to bed
Your all gay
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 May 2014, 0:07,
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