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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Every year was part of a new sentence How did such a fucking idiot become a lawyer?
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Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:34,
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the present tense and the fact that you don't refer to a specific year lead the court to construct that you buy the same tired old shit every yearverdict:
GUILTY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:57,
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What the fuck would you know about mothers day?You'll never receive a mothers day gift. They're not from me are they! Its my mum I buy the same tired old shit for.
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Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:00,
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i'm certainly glad i'll never receive one chosen by youyours sound shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:14,
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it can't be worse than chocolates and whiskey(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Depends if you like chocolates and whiskey reallyIf someone gave me Chocolates and whiskey I wouldn't be an ungrateful bitch.
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Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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unless they had one direction on the box?!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:25,
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if you bought me chocolates and whiskeyi'd let you drink the whiskey for me. i'm nice like that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:36,
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