Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Who the fuck puts real butter on toast?
(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:45,
1 reply,
11 years ago)
Who the fuck uses anything but butter?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:52,
Reply)
I use olive spread
I smoke and drink to excess but olive spread is good for me.
(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:54,
Reply)
Yep, that'll definitely counter the effects of your lifestyle
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:57,
Reply)
Same here.
Olive spread to completely negate the effects of fags and beer.
(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:58,
Reply)
The magic properties of olive oil unnaturally solidified
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:02,
Reply)
Exactly
Look at the adverts. Rag your internal organs to the very end of their endurance, but olive spread makes you healthy.
Who are we to doubt this?
(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:02,
Reply)
Joanna Lumley speaks highly of it
(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:59,
Reply)
I hear that some cunts like chocolate flavoured cheese spread
I was coerced into trying some once, it nearly came straight back up
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:57,
Reply)
Nah mate, they're pulling your leg
There's no such thing
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:59,
Reply)
I was once offered a piece of cheesecake
which I gratefully accepted to find it was a piece of chocolate sponge with grated cheddar on top.
(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:01,
Reply)
You've eaten at gonz's?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:03,
Reply)
Yes, crap food, but great sex.
(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:08,
Reply)
What you're saying is that I was fed excrement, yes?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:09,
Reply)
Soz m8
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:11,
Reply)
But with Dairylee on
Kids go mad for Dairylee.
(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:14,
Reply)
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1