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	 Who the fuck puts real butter on toast?
	Who the fuck puts real butter on toast?
 	
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 The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored
 The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Who the fuck uses anything but butter?
	Who the fuck uses anything but butter?
 	
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	 I use olive spread
	I use olive spread
 	I smoke and drink to excess but olive spread is good for me.
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	 Yep, that'll definitely counter the effects of your lifestyle
	Yep, that'll definitely counter the effects of your lifestyle
 	
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	 Same here.
	Same here.
 	Olive spread to completely negate the effects of fags and beer.
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 The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored
 The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 The magic properties of olive oil unnaturally solidified
	The magic properties of olive oil unnaturally solidified
 	
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	 Exactly
	Exactly
 	Look at the adverts. Rag your internal organs to the very end of their endurance, but olive spread makes you healthy.
Who are we to doubt this?
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	 Joanna Lumley speaks highly of it
	Joanna Lumley speaks highly of it
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:59,
	
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	 I hear that some cunts like chocolate flavoured cheese spread
	I hear that some cunts like chocolate flavoured cheese spread
 	I was coerced into trying some once, it nearly came straight back up
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:57,
	
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	 Nah mate, they're pulling your leg
	Nah mate, they're pulling your leg
 	There's no such thing
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	 I was once offered a piece of cheesecake
	I was once offered a piece of cheesecake
 	which I gratefully accepted to find it was a piece of chocolate sponge with grated cheddar on top.
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	 You've eaten at gonz's?
	You've eaten at gonz's?
 	
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	 Yes, crap food, but great sex.
	Yes, crap food, but great sex.
 	
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 The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:08,
	
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	 What you're saying is that I was fed excrement, yes?
	What you're saying is that I was fed excrement, yes?
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:09,
	
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	 Soz m8
	Soz m8
 	
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	 But with Dairylee on
	But with Dairylee on  
 	Kids go mad for Dairylee.
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