first in an occasional series..
Things Spimf likes about Dubai

#00001
i rented a big fuck off 4x4 for a month for BUTTONS with no guilt whatsoever because i now have justification for having one over here.

#00002
filling the tank cost less than a imported copy of GQ magazine (about 12 bloody quid!)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:05, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me-thinks you doth miss England already.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:08, Reply)

how dare you
I'M SCOTTISH!

*flounces*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:11, Reply)

Oops!
Sorry! I meant the UK.

Please don't flounce....you'll look gay.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:14, Reply)

hmm
point taken i'm not a natural flouncer - i look as convincing as jack lemon in some like it hot

nice pants BTW blousey!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:15, Reply)

you're a big fat flouncing nancy pooftah
and what's more you know it.

you know it so hard.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:20, Reply)

bugger
outed again

now i have to move to another town, kill another innocent and wear their skin under another moon.

hmm Hackney maybe?

mwwwhahaha MWAHAHAHAHA!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:32, Reply)