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altalt. I have 4 macbook pros, a macbook mini, two ipads, a nexus 7, loads of usb drives and external hard drives, a copy of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, a cup of black unsweetened coffee and a Lenovo x100e laptop on my desk. I do not have a cold.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't have anything outstanding on my desk
as I do my job properly and promptly.

Typical ineffectual IT slacker giving the rest of us a bad name.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)

None of the things on my desk are outstanding.
They are the tools I use daily. I don't go around fixing other peoples crap. Thats for the techs to do.

So there.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Sure thing mate
Turn those fucking macbooks around, you utter disgrace.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Unfortunately the job they pay me for is a Mac Developer.
Loads of people here use Macs. The Systems need maintaining and developing and I need to use macs to do this and test. I know it won't help my case but at home I have 4 computers and one tablet and none of them are apple products.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Spac Developer, more like.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Go fix some computers IT Monkey

( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)

A dell lattitude hooked up to a monitor and a keyboard.
A box containing 2 jars of bacon jam, out of date coffee and chilli sauce.
A tin of Yorkshire Tea.
The best of Suburban Base Records.
Bubblewrap.
Paper strewn all over the place like a mad woman's shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I don't care, tell Swipe its her boring altalt question

( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)