My mate did that on our first ever cricket PE lesson
Hand outstretched, ball lands on hand, rolls along arm, straight into cheek.

FLAT OUT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Once when we were fielding, their number 11 came out to bat - who had clearly never played cricket before in his life.
Within about 2 minutes he took a delivery right in the spuds. He folded like a sheet of paper, collapsing to the ground, wimpering. Clearly no one had instructed him to wear a box.

As we were all crowded round him, thanking Christ it wasn't us, one of our lads shouted for someone to bring out a box.

In amongst the sobbing, the poor lad could be heard tersely uttering "bit fucking late for that now, isn't it? Cunts."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)

A six hit into the crowd at Canterbury hit a pregnant woman in the stomach. That wasn't as 'lol'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)

She was fine, but it was a 'who's gonna catch it?' exciting moment followed by an 'ooooh' followed by complete silence.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Was she not fucking looking?
Catch the bloody thing woman, FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Probably too busy looking sweaty and fat and leaning back with her hands on her back like they do

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Lazy cow. Put the fucking knitting down for a minute love.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:16, Reply)