HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Of course you did. Really. You bullshitting prick. HAHAHAHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

no, I really did

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:47, Reply)

Of course you did. I believe you, honest. Your fucking twat.
Your claim is one of the most masterful load of bollocks EVER posted online. Anywhere.

I genuinely cannot stop laughing at the idea.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:51, Reply)

you have zero idea of what my build is, nor what I did at school.
During the four years I played rugby at school I was second row. Never played in the first or second XV, but definitely played it once a week, every week of term.

Not sure why you think I'd make that up, I don't like the sport, and I dropped it when I changed schools.

I suspect it was to do with the head of games either being sadistic or seeing it as 'character building'.

Either way, shit sport for tossers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:55, Reply)

I thank Tim Berners Lee for creating 'web' just for reading your utter bullshit this evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:02, Reply)

wotevs, it must be ace knowing absolutely everything about a total stranger, simply through the medium of an internet messageboard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)

That used to be Rory's Schtick.
RIP WIV BEELZEBUB.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:06, Reply)

that puckish little imp!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:07, Reply)

You've given me the best entertainment online for years this evening. Second row? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Priceless internet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:07, Reply)

yes.
Second row.

It's not really that funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:09, Reply)

It really is that funny.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)

you have a very low comedy threshold.
Maybe it's a height thing, I dunno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:17, Reply)

Whereas being a towering giant made you a prime candidate for second row.
I really want to thank you for the laughs you've given me tonight.

Fantastic bullshit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:23, Reply)