Maybe this is the critical moment at which someone can tell us about football.
Well?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:18, 141 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Snotty snotty snot snot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Not snot, please. We need to know about our brave Engerlund lads.
Keep the snot until later.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:21, Reply)

football is for plebs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:23, Reply)

You must love it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:24, Reply)

nope
It's only marginally less shit than rugby.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:25, Reply)

What's your problem with rugby?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:26, Reply)

It's shit, do keep up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:27, Reply)

it's a game played by douchebags and enjoyed by wankers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Using the term 'douchbag' marks you out as a complete cunt
Sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:28, Reply)

not being able to spell it marks you out as an imbecilic oaf
Not sorry to be the bearer etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:30, Reply)

Not really, it's a made up word used by yankophile pricks, whose only defence is spelling because they know they're wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:33, Reply)

no, I stand by my view of those who play 'rugger' being jerkwads

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Jerkwads...wow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:36, Reply)

and 'assholes'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:38, Reply)

pointing out spelling mistakes when you're being called a prick, online, marks out as the sort of person who goes to the pub on their own,

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:08, Reply)

So nothing to do with the sport at all, just a dislike of those who play it & watch it.
Yet another well thought opinion from Dozer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:30, Reply)

I still think it's shit.
They only play for 80 minutes, the bone idle cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:31, Reply)

Football is 90 mins pretending you're hurt
Rugby is 80 mins pretending you're not
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:34, Reply)

YOU NICKED THAT OFF OF FACEBOOK!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Twitter actually i dint really do fb
Doesn't make it any less troo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:36, Reply)

Just goes to prove that rugbyists don't feel pain, on account of having no brain.
I've tried to like it, I really have, but it's just so... dull, for the most part. In my opinion.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:39, Reply)

and it's for douchewads

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:39, Reply)

And jerkholes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:41, Reply)

and Battsy & Fogle, gay bumchums

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:42, Reply)

Derby 0 Sunderland 0
Stoke 0 hull 0
Layton orient 0 swindon 0
Swansea 0 Wigan 0
Norwich 0 Portsmouth 0...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:41, Reply)

yes, every single opinion you foamily tap out on these boards is well thought through and accurate, nice one B, well done

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:31, Reply)

Where do you stand on golf?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:32, Reply)

I have no opinion on it, just never been arsed about it.
It looks fucking dull though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:33, Reply)

As a spectator sport it's up there with synchronised doiley knitting.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:34, Reply)

yeah never been arsed about it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:35, Reply)

It's "shit."

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:40, Reply)

it looks well fucking wack
Another sport for tossers.

Like cricket.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:40, Reply)

What's your problem with cricket?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:44, Reply)

boring, both sides wear the same strip, goes on for days and ends in a draw

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:45, Reply)

You don't have the mind set to understand cricket.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:45, Reply)

you intend that to be an insult but really, it isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:46, Reply)

No, an observation.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:48, Reply)

a woefully inaccurate one at that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:49, Reply)

You're arguing yourself backwards
What are you doing on Sunday? I've got a seat at Headingley but I doubt it'll be fully booked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:52, Reply)

Sundays are sacrosanct, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:57, Reply)

If I can work it I'll be there Monday too.
What the fuck do you do on Sundays? I'm prepared - see this, b3ta - to pay for your ticket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)

Sundays are for worshipping our Lord

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:05, Reply)

I used to quite enjoy playing cricket.
Watching it, however, not so much.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:05, Reply)

He's too bent to play and too thick to understand it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:28, Reply)

And it's shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:29, Reply)

hardly
I played it at school, do keep up Jolyon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:29, Reply)

I also had to play it at school, which is from where my dislike of the game stems.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:37, Reply)

it's just vulgar and pointlessly macho

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:38, Reply)

Poof

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:43, Reply)

...says the man who enjoys white wine and wears pink trousers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:44, Reply)

Im comfortable with myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:46, Reply)

...in the sauna with your rugger mates

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:47, Reply)

Exactly
Your repressed homosexuality would make you awkward I understand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:49, Reply)

I'm pleased that you're comfortable enough to wank off your jerkwad rugby chums in the plunge bath but it really ain't my thing yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:51, Reply)

Funny how you jump to imagining men wanking each other off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:52, Reply)

always babe xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:57, Reply)

Hardly repressed. He's posted before about 'trying' the sausage jockey life.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:53, Reply)

Poof

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:42, Reply)

Listen, rugby, from what I can see
consists of 30, muscular blokes running around a field trying to cuddle each other's legs and sniff each others arses. If that's not an audition for the Village People, I don't know what is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)

He has to dislike stuff that most people like
He thinks it makes him look clever and alternative.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:29, Reply)

"I was Monty's Double"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:30, Reply)

right yeah, 'most people' like rugby, got it, yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:30, Reply)

I don't; I think it's shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:31, Reply)

I may have mentioned this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:31, Reply)

yer i noticed m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Thank fuck someone did.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Perhaps not as many as those who like football, but quite a few million people in the UK - it's hardly a minority sport.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:34, Reply)

So you agree that 'most people' don't like it, got it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:36, Reply)

I suspect your strong dislike comes from being physically too much of a weakling to play the game.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:43, Reply)

hardly m8, i played second row

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:44, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Of course you did. Really. You bullshitting prick. HAHAHAHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:47, Reply)

no, I really did

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:47, Reply)

Of course you did. I believe you, honest. Your fucking twat.
Your claim is one of the most masterful load of bollocks EVER posted online. Anywhere.

I genuinely cannot stop laughing at the idea.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:51, Reply)

you have zero idea of what my build is, nor what I did at school.
During the four years I played rugby at school I was second row. Never played in the first or second XV, but definitely played it once a week, every week of term.

Not sure why you think I'd make that up, I don't like the sport, and I dropped it when I changed schools.

I suspect it was to do with the head of games either being sadistic or seeing it as 'character building'.

Either way, shit sport for tossers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:55, Reply)

I thank Tim Berners Lee for creating 'web' just for reading your utter bullshit this evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:02, Reply)

wotevs, it must be ace knowing absolutely everything about a total stranger, simply through the medium of an internet messageboard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:03, Reply)

That used to be Rory's Schtick.
RIP WIV BEELZEBUB.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:06, Reply)

that puckish little imp!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:07, Reply)

You've given me the best entertainment online for years this evening. Second row? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Priceless internet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:07, Reply)

yes.
Second row.

It's not really that funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:09, Reply)

It really is that funny.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:12, Reply)

you have a very low comedy threshold.
Maybe it's a height thing, I dunno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:17, Reply)

Whereas being a towering giant made you a prime candidate for second row.
I really want to thank you for the laughs you've given me tonight.

Fantastic bullshit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:23, Reply)

We're still shit
Uruguay has a total population of 3.25m...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:24, Reply)

I'd rather discuss the pleasure of pulling items of a nostril thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:25, Reply)

it's great when you yank out some nose hairs with the snotter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:26, Reply)

Shit - I just thought I was taking the piss out of football to a minority.
In other news - Gerry Goffin is dead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:39, Reply)

IRA prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:45, Reply)

No. The lyricist to Carole King - one of the most influential songwriting duos ever.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:47, Reply)

Dunno who that is soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:50, Reply)

I'll give you this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1danGWvaPI

Shit American pop but it was hugely influential.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:59, Reply)

Nice to see a good old fashioned bit of 'not upset' going on here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:00, Reply)

Great isn't it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:02, Reply)

All sport is bent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:55, Reply)

Hippy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 0:01, Reply)