I want a couple of acres.
I want a big house with a fucking turret and a workshop and a converted barn cum garage.

I want a metric fuck-ton of cool old cars to put in there.

I want a library

I want an eight or nine foot wall around my couple of acres with an automatic gate. I shall joke that this is in case of zombies, but it's really to make sure I don't get any fucking born agains hassling me.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:41, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*kicks in balls*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah, you're exactly why I'm having an eight foot wall.
No invite to the Christmas do for you. prick.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

That's some big balls you've got there K
It takes stones to build a wall that big around your balls
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Cum garage.
Gay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

I've had more hassle with doorstep charity folk than religious folk in the last few years.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Whoever the fuck they are, they aint getting through the gates.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

If you're that rich you should get one of these as well.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Only it'd be spelt "heinds"
Because of my posh accent, you see.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)

You could spell it 'Hinds' and have that bird from the pretenders scare folk off.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 17:11, Reply)

You mean Chrissy Hynde?
Don't think that'll work, boss.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 17:17, Reply)