The other way round isn't that appealing either.
And just imagine how worn-out Swipe would have been cooking a ten quid salad for her, organic chicken nuggets for the kids and attempting to replicate Nando's chicken for him at mealtimes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:35, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I thought she was veggi?Quorn nuggets please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Pizza Express once a year on their anniversary.
With vouchers for free prosecco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)

It'd all end in bitter recrimination when she caught him 'liking' top MK 'gentleman's club' Wyldcatz on facebook.
And she'd go running to Gonz for a shoulder to cry on.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)

he'd get custody of the plastic jacket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:44, Reply)

NOT PLASTIC IMITATION LEATHER

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:45, Reply)

soz mate, I know you're touchy about that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I might go and have a shit in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:48, Reply)

'that had better be deleted by the time I get back'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Totally had a shit now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)