Hi gang!
I'm on the road to 'glasto'!
I can't wait to 'get high' in the 'healing tents' whilst watching 'the mumford family'.
How are you getting 'high' today?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 7:41, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Healing tent? Presumably a mixture of homeopathy and crystals. Pah.
m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27913230
I'm expecting comments on this. Our average wait is four days, now we do seven days a week, it'll probably hit three. So stop moaning. Killed anyone this week, AB?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 7:50, Reply)

I'm looking forward to some lovely herbal tea and a session on the bongos to cure the lymphoma I've diagnosed with.
And I didn't kill anyone this week, it was BIG PHARMA that did it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:07, Reply)

For Lymphoma you need cupping, moxibustion and magnet therapy
I thought everyone knew that!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Your mum cupped me last night while she was rimming me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:11, Reply)

Amazing!
Considering she's been dead for over 20 years, that was quite a feat - but then she always was a slag.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:12, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Nowt wrong with herbal tea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:10, Reply)

+If you're a lesbian

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:11, Reply)

I watch online lesbian documentaries, does thatcount?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:14, Reply)

A large amount of the beefing about appointments is from pricks who want appointments after work.
If it's that desperate and troubling you that much, you should take the time off..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:11, Reply)

My 8.00, no show. My 8.10, no show. 8. 20, not yet here. Ffs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:18, Reply)

You should charge for missed appointments

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:21, Reply)

It is bloody frustrating, I've been here since 7.30, and done nothing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:27, Reply)

+apart from wank into the saline solution

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Well...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Keeps it salty innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Mornin' AB, Doc.

Today I are mostly working, it should be interesting as I'm going somewhere I can't talk about to advise them on stuff I can't talk about.
In other news, I'm changing my doctor for the first time in my life - hope it's hassle-free.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 7:58, Reply)

Morning. What goes on OT, stays on OT. Goss please.
Changing your go is hassle free, I think.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:04, Reply)

I'd love to gossip but it's military and the non-disclosure shizzle is terrifying...
...Took them 3 months to confirm my clearance to actually visit the site.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:07, Reply)

'What goes on OT, stays on OT.' +until Rory sees it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:07, Reply)

Where is he these days?
I don't think he liked me :((
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:12, Reply)

He probably viewed you as competition for Swipe's affections.
Probs killed himself now that Frog's knocked her up and is moving in and marrying her and shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:14, Reply)

nah, it's Battered that was 'secretly' in love with Swipe, not Rorers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:16, Reply)

I thought you were banging one up her?
Has frog got her in the family way? Golf claps all round.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:20, Reply)

You should have been on here the day Broadsword fucked Sammi or when Sexface raped Pickle Fairy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:22, Reply)

haha!
Nope, Frog and Swipe are blissfully engaged with twins on the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Don't times change eh?
I can still fondly remember the days when she was moving to Milton Keynes to rent a three-bed semi with Chompy. It had to have three bedrooms and/or a garage because one room wass earmarked as 'the games room'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:25, Reply)

the other room would, infuriatingly, be locked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:27, Reply)

All the kids would be conceived, following a pizza on 'date night' after a bout of depressing sex.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:31, Reply)

christ, imagine if the kids ended up with her looks and his brains?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:33, Reply)

The other way round isn't that appealing either.
And just imagine how worn-out Swipe would have been cooking a ten quid salad for her, organic chicken nuggets for the kids and attempting to replicate Nando's chicken for him at mealtimes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I thought she was veggi?Quorn nuggets please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Pizza Express once a year on their anniversary.
With vouchers for free prosecco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)

It'd all end in bitter recrimination when she caught him 'liking' top MK 'gentleman's club' Wyldcatz on facebook.
And she'd go running to Gonz for a shoulder to cry on.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)

he'd get custody of the plastic jacket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:44, Reply)

NOT PLASTIC IMITATION LEATHER

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:45, Reply)

soz mate, I know you're touchy about that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I might go and have a shit in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:48, Reply)

'that had better be deleted by the time I get back'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Totally had a shit now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I dunno, Rory was pretty stalky about her.
If this place was a school whilst Battered would be the kid who insists on constantly pulling her pigtails in an effort to 'prove' how he doesn't fancy her, Rory would be the one who 'just happens' to be hanging around the girls bogs/changing room areas when she 'just happens' to be coming out of them.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:21, Reply)

He was a seat sniffer alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Is he not here anymore, or does he have another alias?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I think he's in hiding from HMRC

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)

I think he's hiding on /links
5.9.83.79/links/1193448
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)

/links is the one place on here I don't attempt the occasional troll.
There's some scary tinfoil hat types on there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah but they bite like sharks in a feeding frenzy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:50, Reply)

That's brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:50, Reply)

He upset everyone all over again the following day by posting a link to a government page about applying for power of attorney

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Magnificent stuff.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I have power of attorney over my parents just like Rory suggested, clever me
*sells house*
*moves parents to a home*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

alright Naked Ape, send my love to Jolyon and Octavia, yah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:08, Reply)

I've never been to Glastonbury, looks shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:10, Reply)

it's full of Hooray Henry types, I'm surprised you haven't been

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:11, Reply)

The line up is always crap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:13, Reply)

Pyramid Stage, yes
The lineups on the smaller stages and the 'dance village' is usually pretty decent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:15, Reply)

Meh...there are always a couple of good acts, but not enough to justify the cost I feel
Plus I can't be arsed with the whole ticket acquisition and camping is shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I hate camping as well
And yeah the ticket stuff is fucking shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:19, Reply)

Camping is for teenagers and boy scouts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:21, Reply)

it's just shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:25, Reply)

I'd have quite liked to go when I was younger, but at the age of 39..
...the driving there, camping, mud, cost, shit bands and wankers all put me off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:32, Reply)

did you see the lineup for Beacons?
Pretty good. Prolly go next year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I've just googled that and seen someone called 'Huxley' on the bill and them proudly advertising 'street food'.
Wankers.
In fact, as it's in Yorkshire, double wankers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Wtf is street food?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Posh kebab vans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I'd like to own a kebab van :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)

fat cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Burger vans for wankers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:43, Reply)

+overpriced

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:06, Reply)

pavement pizza

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 20:35, Reply)

By going to Coventry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:09, Reply)

Say Hi for me

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:11, Reply)

No

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:14, Reply)

Are there many lesbians there?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:16, Reply)

If all the men look like placid and tangles then it's quite likely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I've moved out so the heterosexuality of the women in Cov has risen

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)

With good old fashioned marijuana.
Also hoping to bump into Nakers later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:43, Reply)

\o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:51, Reply)

By not going to glastonbury

( Peej, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:06, Reply)

You've got Redruth Rocks right on your doorstep
I believe the remaining members of lost prophets are headlining as part of their Megalolz tour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:09, Reply)

This is the festival to be seen at this year
www.godivafestival.com/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

You playing?
My mate Danny's doing a set
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Am I fuck.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Why not?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Several reasons
I don't think we would be particularly suited to it.
We're not established enough to be invited to play and there is no way I would ever participate in some God awful competition to win a shit slot at midday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Yep, 'Godiva calling' is still undersubscribed - and rightly so.
I'll still go see Danny Ansell though - I like his stuff
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Battles of bands are shit and for cunts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Agreed
There are too many venues/'promoters'/festivals/whatever who expect bands to play for nothing, yet they themselves get paid. Worse still, there are bands who play - sometimes for years - for 'the exposure' while their agents make money.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I'd like to play here or here or possibly here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

And you're shit?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:30, Reply)

If you like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Lols for 'Godiva Fringe'
I am 10 mins from Cov!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Glastonbury in 2000 was my first festival experience
It was fucking epic. Really warm and sunny, no mud, the strongest E's I've ever had and a right fucking laugh. 2002 were "ok" and 2003 was shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:07, Reply)

As your internet doctor, I would not suggest drugs. Just say no.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

+ unless they are of a decent quality

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

This^
I was stoned off my gourd and pissed solidly from 9am Wednesday until about 5pm Monday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Brooks off, Coulson taking the drop, and Murdoch had nothing to do with it at all.
Nothing to see here; move along, move along.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Foregone conclusion.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:29, Reply)