I had a surprise birthday party once - it was actually quite good - lots of relatives/friends, good food and too much booze.
Best works night out was early in my sales career. the sales director at the time was married but a little 'light on his loafers' shall we say. Late on in the evening, when the brandy and cigars were being handed out (yep, THAT long ago, when smoking was still allowed in public places) a young man burst in, dropped to his knees by the sales director's chair and loudly proclaimed his undying love, demanding why he'd not invited him to the do as they were a couple and 'who is this woman you're sitting with'?
The wife stormed out, the sales director went puce.
I got very very drunk.
Never saw the sales director again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oooof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Let's face it - it ended in a threesome and all three of you loved it.
EDIT: or is that someone else?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:57, Reply)

It wasn't me
/Shaggy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)

I never believed the 'Double life' thing could actually happen until that night
Apparently the sales director was spending a lot of time 'away on business' when he was actually shacked up with his boyfriend, neither the boyfriend or the wife knew about each other (obvs) but the shit/fan interface when they did meet was a doozy.
A few years later I worked with a guy who lived in Lancashire during the week - with a woman and her 2 kids - and in London at the weekend - with his wife. He saw absolutely nothing wrong with this arrangement.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Christ
I couldnt be fucking bothered
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:17, Reply)

^ This
One family is more than enough hassle.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:20, Reply)

He expected me to condone his behaviour
I told him he was a cunt
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:36, Reply)

family woman
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)