Mrs V held a proper surprise birthday party for me for my 35th.
The amusing thing was that the actual day was the Friday, and she'd told me definitively not to get hammered as we were going to have a lovely romantic meal the next day and she didn't want me to be hungover.

She got absolutely fucking WHAMMED that night, and I spent much of Saturday tending to her. When it came to the party she was still in a touch-and-go state, and didn't fully recover until the following Monday hahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:54, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Oh dear
Hangovers get no sympathy at all in our house. None
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

In ours you get sympathy, unbridled mockery, and are in debt to the other the following day.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Fuck that
I got GLARES when I pissed myself laughing at Mrs Cow having to throw up in our bin a while ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Oh yeah - I've had that.
Mrs V and I had a couple of Js after a night out with some mates, and she threw a whitey. I was trying to help her throw up - hold her hair out the way - and she was well pissed off with me for interfering - "I don wan yu ter see me like dis ... " hahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Before or during, never after.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)

I cannot smoke unless I have a beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2310818
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Smoke mouse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)