Oh, so it's only one rather than a pair, I see

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:03, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Well yeah, but they're in a relationship.
So it might as well be both of them, see?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Any couple who say 'we're pregnant' should be minced up and fed to dogs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I agree.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)

But the man's not actually pregnant, is he.
On account of not having a womb and how the foetus only grows in the woman. What he means is "she's pregnant". Got a case of the old mixed up personal pronouns, there.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I also don't like the ethical implications of "we're pregnant"
as it suggests the man should stick around and deal with the brat, as opposed to fucking off and finding somebody younger and hotter to tup.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)

It's uter-us, not uter-you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)

It's uter "fuck off am I dealing with that, you're dumped. You should have used protection"

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I'm looking forward to your volte-face when your missus decides she can't bear the ticking any longer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Haha, that'll be an interesting day.
Though I'm safe for a bit. Currently it doesn't look as though the clock's started. Long may it continue.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Is this why you aimed young?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I didn't aim at all.
Just one of those things. Not complaining, mind.

This may surprise people, but a lot of the things I say are bullshit.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)