saabs are for twats, just sayin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:25, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

When did you first buy one?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

do you not remember selling it to me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:30, Reply)

his feet wouldn't reach the pedals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:32, Reply)

even with the claws out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:33, Reply)

even then
i've had a 70's beetle. the pedals are not in a normal position. he'd need to hire his identical twin to sit on the floor and push them with his hands.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)

20,000 miles on a 70s car means it's been sat in a shed for 30 of those 40 years.
and that means issues with a capital I.

Nope, 2000 miles. You'd never be able to drive it and if you tried, all it's consumables would crumble to dust.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:29, Reply)

speaking of which, how's the rust?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Getting sorted.
You never have no issues with an old car. Never.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:33, Reply)

you probably should have checked for rust when you bought itb
And certainly before you added the fat exhaust and neon lights
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)

These things are always a calculated risk.
I'm not worried that it has rust on it so much as the fact that it was hidden by a bodge job.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

maybe don't turn up the bass too high in case it shakes apart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Nah,
if it does, I can just take the Kicker and fat exhaust and bang 'em on a new motor innit.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

you'll be "cruising" along Southend sea front before you know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

^ dodgy taste ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:31, Reply)

yhcciym
Your opnion is invalid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:32, Reply)

just because you've been with your wife for so long that any form of sex other than for procreation is a dim and dismal memory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:34, Reply)

yeah but yhcciym so...I win

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)

let's just focus on the "yeah"
and the associated crusty creamy stains on those pink trousers!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

jealous of my pink trousers^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)