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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Earlier I witnessed someone shit themselves as they walked out of an off license.
Part of me laughed, part of me felt sorry for him. When did you last have mixed feelings*?

*something HILARIOUS about my mother obviously need not be mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:05, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I fucking guffawed on the train last night when I saw the Sun's headline
I looked like a right sick cunt, but it was too lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:07, Reply)
What was the headline?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:08, Reply)
'Rolf and Savile stalked Broadmoor together'
With Rolf's mugshot as the picture.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:10, Reply)
I texted it to McBeef, I had to share its comedy genius.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I'm sure he was delighted to receive your message.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:13, Reply)
well, he described it as 'uberlol', I gather this may indicate appreciation

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)
was it a now and then shot?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:13, Reply)
haha Savile's catchphrase was 'now then now then now then' and you hinted at this in your messageboard comment!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:16, Reply)
tggi^^

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:16, Reply)
it wasn't very funny, though I suspect you thought that it was

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:21, Reply)
im a lot like you in that respect
but not as self indulgently smartarsed
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Clicking and tweeting this!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)
haha you're really funny!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:33, Reply)
irony chk pls

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)
dunno m8, im the rong person too ask!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)
oh :(

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:46, Reply)
+ about pretty much everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)
I've just realised I was looking at a reflection in the shop window.
Anyone know how to get diarrhea out of a pair of suede Puma trainers?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah
Follow me on Twitter @OriginalTwoHats
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Don't use Twitter, you'll only end up with Rob Manuel following you & nicking anything original you say.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:29, Reply)
I don't sweat that ginger hipster doofus
I'm the real fuckin deal
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Oh, it's YOU
I did wonder. Handsome, ain't I.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)
You're a real honey. Would you like some more followers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Sure, why not
Celebrities please. They're so much more interesting than normal people, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:43, Reply)
I'll do a #ff on Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I don't know what that is
But it sounds jolly exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:48, Reply)
It's bollocks. All social media is bollocks. However if you'd like it to be bollocks with more people seeing your online bollocks, then I can help you with that bollocks.
Assuming you like bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)
I fucking LIVE for bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Bollocks are the way forward. Particularly big hairy bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Nobody does #FF anymore, you n00b

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2316476
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
what was your 2011 to 2014 haitus about?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Shut up Jason.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)
NOOB!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Best not talk about number of followers eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)
it took you 3 years to write a Japanese poem?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:23, Reply)
I was angry
Then tired. Then horny. Then angry again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:32, Reply)
My wife just said that if you lot haven't realised via b3ta that I'm a boring fuckwit, then you deserve everything you get
She's a real bastard, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)
I like her

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
The best thing I can say
Is that she's not the very worst person I've ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:33, Reply)

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