The GP has developed a mental illness.
He was talking about buying the lease on his local.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Maybe his local NHS Trust doesn't have enough liver disease to treat

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:17, Reply)

hiya B3ffy boo
Where the fuck have you been and who's been wielding the banhammer in your absence?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Looks like we will.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:18, Reply)

Well I trust you'll be inviting us all along to one of those 'bash' things for a free lock in!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)

*goes quiet

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:31, Reply)

Could get even quieter if you can't confirm your drugs policy.
Granted, this could be a unique selling point for your pub. You could issue prescriptions at the end of the night.

Broken nose? Here, take this to the chemist, he'll give you something.
Ooh, that's a hangover waiting to happen - take this to the chemist, for about eight-quid, they'll give you 16 Neurofen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Not bad!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Make sure you put holes in the vending machine condoms.
You could make a fortune selling the morning after pill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)

wow full loop
We're back to talking about battered and marriage
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:44, Reply)

twenty three quid a pop in our gaff.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:44, Reply)

I'll bet they sell quicker that Smart Price bread that has a Whoops! sticker on it in WsM.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:46, Reply)

We only do one a month or so, actually.
I reckon it's because we don't give them out for free.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:47, Reply)

Is there only one fertile woman in WsM?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:48, Reply)

No, round here it's the best way to get a council flat

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:51, Reply)

I thought it was wall-to-wall smack heads these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:09, Reply)

Yeah, we have quite a few methadone patients too...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:12, Reply)