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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The GP has developed a mental illness.
He was talking about buying the lease on his local.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
He was talking about buying the lease on his local.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Maybe his local NHS Trust doesn't have enough liver disease to treat
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hiya B3ffy boo
Where the fuck have you been and who's been wielding the banhammer in your absence?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Where the fuck have you been and who's been wielding the banhammer in your absence?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Well I trust you'll be inviting us all along to one of those 'bash' things for a free lock in!
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Could get even quieter if you can't confirm your drugs policy.
Granted, this could be a unique selling point for your pub. You could issue prescriptions at the end of the night.
Broken nose? Here, take this to the chemist, he'll give you something.
Ooh, that's a hangover waiting to happen - take this to the chemist, for about eight-quid, they'll give you 16 Neurofen.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:33, Reply)
Granted, this could be a unique selling point for your pub. You could issue prescriptions at the end of the night.
Broken nose? Here, take this to the chemist, he'll give you something.
Ooh, that's a hangover waiting to happen - take this to the chemist, for about eight-quid, they'll give you 16 Neurofen.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:33, Reply)
Make sure you put holes in the vending machine condoms.
You could make a fortune selling the morning after pill.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)
You could make a fortune selling the morning after pill.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)
I'll bet they sell quicker that Smart Price bread that has a Whoops! sticker on it in WsM.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:46, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:46, Reply)
We only do one a month or so, actually.
I reckon it's because we don't give them out for free.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:47, Reply)
I reckon it's because we don't give them out for free.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:47, Reply)
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