Rude DIY
Having had lots of building work done in our pad, DG and myself have spent the last week cleaning up & decorating. And giggling.

I've been FILLING HOLES (pollyfilla smells of wee, or that might just be me). DG has been pasting the newly plastered walls with STICKY STUFF. Now we are painting the kitchen & bathroom ceilings with Dulux SOFT VANILLA EMULSION.

DG is having trouble with his roller - the END KEEPS COMING OFF. He says the pile is TOO LONG AND SHAGGY. A COUPLE OF STROKES AND IT'S DRYING UP....

Oh, and the paint is SPILLING OVER OUR KNUCKLES.

I've been texting this smut to chickenlady and PJM; fortunately for them my phone is GETTING LOW on credit so I'm inflicting it on you guys now...

*EDIT* I've just opened a BIG BOX of wine, only to find the INNER RECEPTICLE is not foil. It's a translucent plastic and looks exactly like a colostomy bag. Which makes me think of bottoms and poo, both of which are rude and funny :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:09, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is true
Right now I'm covered in a faintly off-white, sticky, viscous liquid. It'll take a bit of rubbing later on to get it off satisfactorily, I can tell you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:13, Reply)

Is there anything you can't make sound rude.
Anything at all : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:25, Reply)

^ hee hee
*collapses into fit of sniggles*

*moderate amount of wee eliminates*

p.s. excellent use of alliteration :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:16, Reply)

BGB
I can find smut in every scenario darling ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:20, Reply)