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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pretty sure my employer already has access to my internet history

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I sure hope you haven't been googling for preteen hardcore from your work PC!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:39, Reply)
'yoy'
/Dozer
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:39, Reply)
'prock'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Yeah I saw your typo and pointed it out, that's my joke as part of my tedious dull prick online persona

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
it's well lol m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:42, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:42, Reply)
alright Battered, what's for 'supper'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Some you'd find in a 'pretentious gastro-pub'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
alright mate, calm down, maybe you should smoke some of that weed you keep going on about

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:47, Reply)
I love a bit of the old skunk weeds me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:48, Reply)
it's well impressive when people in their forties smoke weed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:49, Reply)
nah, only the softcore stuff at work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
shemale whores and that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:42, Reply)
have you got access to my internet history and all?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
we all do, it gets 'gassed' round every day

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Jesus.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Kinky

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)
he's conspicuous by his absence

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Mine doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:40, Reply)
How is the bike frog? Done an AA and fallen off yet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I'm very pleased with it. Much lighter and faster than my other one, should be easier to do the tit cancer charity ride on.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Good lad. Tit cancer getting better?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:48, Reply)
I'm not just saving them for me, but for future generations too. Would you want to live in a world with no tits? DIDN'T THINK SO.
No need to thank me, I'm just a regular guy doing what I can.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:50, Reply)
Breasts are ok.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:51, Reply)
They are, thanks to me and my great charity work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:52, Reply)
Good lad,f can you get me a pair of chubby ones, no abnormally sized nips?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:54, Reply)
I'm not saving them on an individual scale, it's more a global thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Nothing to order then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Remeber when CQ twisted his bollocks
Doing an endo on a penny farthing?

(All credit to McBeef for that wonderful turn of phrase).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)

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