Shameless plee for hugs
As a moderator for another forum I have just spent the last hour or so reading through pages of abuse hurled at me from what I thought were mature (we are talking 35+) men who are throwing their toys out their prams because I deleted some of their posts which were deemed abusive towards another member.

Whilst I try not to let things like that get to me, after the 4th page it did :(

Please send hugs and fluffethness *cries quietly*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:23, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hugs and Fluff!
And I give good hugs and fluff!

Nowt else I can do really, but don't let the bastards get you down - you're better than that and we all know you're lovely!

Also, they've nothing better in their lives than to moan that they've been censored on the intarwebs. Or attack people - it's easy to be a big man behind a keyboard!

/more hugs/

Stay here with us. We're nice!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Tell them they're all cunts
and ban them all until they learn to play nicely.

*Isn't helpful and should never be placed in a position of power*

Have a hug though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:39, Reply)

thanks guys :)
Becky I really wish I could!! Sadly I have to be vaguely diplomatic in this as I am on the committee of one of the "groups" concerned.

DiT I bet another chapter of your book would cheer me up ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Oh GB
I've got nowt doing tomorrow. Would you like me to go round and cunt them soundly in the fuck?

Make them drive from Lands End to John O'Groats in a Marina. That'll cunt him in the fuck for sure.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:47, Reply)

hehe thanks Mrs L
They are all 'oop norff at the moment and seem to think that they are getting penalised for that. As opposed to the actual reason that they are all whiny two faced bastard crapweasels.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Oh poo!
Sorry TGB, I haven't done any writing this weekend!

When the next chapter is done, I'll send it to you first, eh? Also, I'll name a character 'Grammar Badger' (somehow!) after you!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)

hehe that would be awesome DiT
Maybe a disgruntled badger could see a sign that said "Warning - Badger's Crossing" and make a witty yet scathing remark :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:54, Reply)

It's a plan!
*works out how to crowbar a badger in to the story! ;)*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:59, Reply)

You are a good person!

Don't let the internet get you down!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Thanks Weeker :)
On a side note I am constructing a new forum through the joys of invisionfree but I can't for the life of me remember how to resize an image based on browser size in HTML! Any help?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:19, Reply)

don't let it get you down!
That they hurl abuse at you, just confirms that they are the type of abuse-hurling people that deserve to have their posts removed!
Ignore them.
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:49, Reply)

*Throws hugs and fluffeh kittens*
Hope they help. I'm missing the fluff already.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:28, Reply)

Being a mod
has this problem unfortunately, I get the same level of abuse sometimes from ones I administer. *hugs*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:11, Reply)

^Ethelred
Are you trying to get people to stroke your balls?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:58, Reply)

*hugs

*sends fluffeh kittums*

Threaten them with a damn good kicking. Or a "name and shame".
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:32, Reply)

<hug>*****************</hug>
To resize an image in HTML, use the width or height attributes of the HTML img tag, but with a percent sign after the number.

<img src="blah.png" width="75%"> will make the image 75% the width of the browser window and adjust the height accordingly.
<img src="blah.png" height="50%"> will make the image 50% the height of the browser window and adjust the width accordingly.
<img src="blah.png" width="20%" height="90%"> will make the image 20% the width of the browser window and 90% the height of the browser window (the image will have its dimensions distorted).

Without the % signs, the numbers will be the size in pixels you want the image to occupy.

Hope this helps.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:22, Reply)