I don't know what to make of it.
BBQ at a mate’s house drinking and shooting the breeze.
My mate chirps up with this.
"I was in my house one day, been drinking and that and there was a knock at the door.
There were 3 blokes stood there and one of them asks if I would like a mint.
I was thinking how thoughtful this was, said yes, and as I went to take one the bloke smacked me on the nose with a toffee hammer.
He asked if I would like another one, and in my drunken haze, thought he meant another mint as I had previously dropped the other one.
He smacked me on the nose again.
He asked again if I would like another one so I said 'you can keep your bloody mints' then I shut the door.
2 hours later I woke up on my Hoover with blood pissing out of my nose."

Puzzling.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:49, Reply)