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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Breaking News.
The Doris has just said she'd like to go out for a Thai meal this evening.

I think most of these places are 'bring you own booze' - so how much booze do I take?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:09, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Take one 'Cranley'
Which is equivalent to 9 pints & a bottle of Malbec
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:17, Reply)
An excellent idea. However there are two of them & her Rakkiness also likes a beverage, so I suggest a double Cranley to be on the safe side. Nothing worse than running out half way through your pad thai & red curry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)
If we drink too much, we won't want to go to the pub afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Tricky balancing act that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Change of plan.
We won't be going for dinner until Celebrity Tipping Point has been watched.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)
The Channel 5 version would be called Celebrity Vinegar Strokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Alternatives include:
The McBeef: 2 grams of nose & a bottle of brandy, then turning up to work still pissed.
The Stunned: 20 pints of shandy, followed by cutting your foot off.
The Dozer: some type of whisky whilst being a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Bottle of red, bottle of white, bottle of gin, half a bottle of port and a snifter of brandy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:49, Reply)
No beer?
Come on, it's boiling out there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:51, Reply)
And a bottle of rose in case anyone doesn't drink.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Half a pint of that real Sommerset scrumpy I had once
between 8 of you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)
4 cans of Loko and a bag of skunk

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

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