i suppose i should say
i stopped frog from eating his fruit salad because it looked tasty. he generously donated it to me and i then forgot about it and had to throw it away.

alt: russia. and they've made a nice free-for-all of the site to cover it up too.

altalt: probably a £10 brown rice salad day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:51, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

then you lied about it you liar

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I think that would've been best achieved by eating the salad.
Had you run out of toothpicks to eat it with?
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

no, he refused to spear the melon rings on his cock and let me throw coconuts at it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Why on earth not?
That's standard practice!
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)