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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Awesome. Maximise your enjoyment by inviting them both to a meeting, and grinning REALLY smugly as they pitch their offers against each other.
Maybe do steeples with your hands, stroke your beard, pause, and then go "Hm .... NO."
Have them beg - BEG - for you to accept their offer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:22,
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I may get a go on their Mrs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:27,
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Have them bring their daughters, too.
Just in case.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:28,
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Tie their left hands together
Then create a circle and throw in a knife.
Winner takes all.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:40,
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WORST WANK EVER
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:41,
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Such a thing does not exist
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:45,
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