Friday! I am going to A Celebration Of The Vagabonds that The Senior Vagabond has ordered, to be held at my sister's house.
There's going to be about 30 of us, including cousins from Canadia and lesbians and evangelical Christians and everything.

On my first summer holiday without my parents, I saw my friend jump off a 9-foot wall with a can of beer, falter in his landing and do a forward roll, and stand up and proudly declare "Not a drop spilt!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:18, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

My mate managed to do that down a 50' bank at the seafront with a bottle of wine
One of the funniest things I've ever seen!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)

in a similar fashion I once fell backwards off a pub bench holding a (pretty much) full pint of guiness and somehow didnt spill a drop.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Guinness is basically a solid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Every 4th pint when on a sesh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Trouble is, the next morning if you look into the bowl after the 'gentleman's morning weight loss regime'...
It looks like you've drowned a small family of moles
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)

And that's a BAD thing, right?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

If done properly, mole drowning can be considered as 'fun for all the family'
It is still frowned upon by the leftist pinko city types but they don't understand country ways - like bloodsports, incest, racism and bigotry.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

They're brought this once-great country to it's knees.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

to it is knees

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

So nice we play it twice.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)