Wicky Wicky wild wild west, Jim West, desperado , rough rider, no you don't want Nada,
None of this, six guns are running this and then I don't know the rest.

How are you?

Alt: boom shake shake shake the room.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:20, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Summer, summer, summertime
Time to sit back and unwind

Here it is the groove slightly transformed
Just a bit of a break from the norm
Just a little somethin' to break the monotony
Of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
A little bit out of control it's cool to dance
But what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause it's the summertime


Very good ta. Yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I bet you Googled that. Cheato.
I am very bored. Hotel rooms on your own suck. And Newport is poo. I might have to think about cinemas or something for the rest of the week.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Of course I Googled that.
Travelling for work is extremely dull. Cinema is a good shout, as is buying some books to read.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:29, Reply)

I did get a book, I'm watching some bits of sport I missed at the weekend. But will settle with book soon for sure.
Also, it's not helpful the guy I'm staying with is a bit of a prick. So hiding.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Get Cavy to show you the night spots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Is she here?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)

the night

her
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:37, Reply)

HE LIVES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:39, Reply)

You should never have doubted that Nakers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Been quiet is all, post chipolata-gate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)

alright Gonz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Wot?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Gonz is a big fan of wicky wicky Will Smith

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Is He?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:30, Reply)

It surprises me how many incidental details of near strangers you seem to remember.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)

I maintain a detailed spreadsheet.
You, for instance, dabbled in 'biker culture' for a brief period until you realised it was a bit silly, are partial to psy trance and you skated for a bit when you were about sixteen or so.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Very good. It
I don't believe for a second you keep a spreadsheet, it's interesting the sort of things different people remember, I wonder why?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:40, Reply)

I retain all kinds of facts.
Mainly useless ones though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Insurance/financial/ISA advisor of the year^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

NISA.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

You work at Nisa?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

ISAs are now called NISAs.
15k limit, total flexibility between cash and stocks & shares, no limit inside the 15k of how much cash can be held.

Exciting times, though the really exciting period will be when we see providers start rolling out their new retirement products in the post-annuities world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:49, Reply)

putting you on ignore for a bit, no offence

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:50, Reply)

I already have you on 2.0 m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Works at Nisa^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:51, Reply)

I'm fucking great
How are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:26, Reply)

A it bored tangles.
And lonely. And naked.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)

are you a bit drunk?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:30, Reply)

No. Had a can of Heineken. That's it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)

That's a relief.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Make sure you gaz me some pics when you are

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Does he corpse paint his genitals?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I hope so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:49, Reply)

I am, I've had a bottle of rose cos I have holibobs to orrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:40, Reply)

rose is for lower class plebs

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Unless it's a nice Sancerre.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Your mum is a nice sancerre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

A bit sour.
SO IS MY MUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I was going to go for dry, but you know, whatevs
How's tricks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Good thanks. Jobhunting is going well & taking up a lot of time - which is a good thing. Micro ace, bitchtits quiet, planning on a trip to India for Christmas.
You?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Off for a week starting after some work tomorrow morning
Mainly I'm tired, like proper exhausted, looking forward to some time at the rentals with food and babysitting etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

I'm in negotiations with the ex to take Micro to Swipes family place in Cornwall for a few days. It looks bang on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Have you not lost swipe in the divorce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:04, Reply)

lol

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I love a bit of the South West.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:05, Reply)

Cornwall is terrific.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Really is. Except for peej

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)

What a cunt eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Nonsense it's for lunch on the south coast of France
And lying on a Thai cushion thing i my kitchen reading
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Holidays tomorrow high fives!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:39, Reply)

*Thunderous fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Although I have to work in the morning a little bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

I don't
I've just got to get to the airport for around noon without forgetting anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

I forgot shit every time, to the point where I've given up trying to remember stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:48, Reply)

As long as you've got passports you can buy the rest when you get there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Tggi^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Wife...not so impressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:54, Reply)

All you need are toothbrushes, an address for the first night, passports & cash.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)

We're off on a driving holiday up to Belgium soon.
Not going to book. Just some clothes, a tent and a ferry ticket to France and see what happens. I'm really looking forward to it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Excellent. Visit Bruges if you have the chance. Probably not worth an overnight stay, but certainly worth a long lunch & a walk around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:08, Reply)

I will stop in.
I think it's a good place for a quiet day off driving
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:20, Reply)

whereabouts in France are you off to?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Sangatte, on a shack building course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Haute-Vienne

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:48, Reply)

where's that?
I like Brittany, it's cool enough to cope with. When I was in Positano I had to stay in the pool until gone three most days, it was too hot to bear.

I've never been good with heat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Scottish^
Brittany is fucking shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)

it's lovely
Nice countryside, not too hot, brilliantly clear night skies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Fuck all to do, fuck all people
Cold, shit and full of cunts like you, no offence
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

which is why I like it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Hahahahahhaa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:57, Reply)

peace and quiet mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:58, Reply)

York IS pretty hectic
Still Brittany is shit and full of weirdos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:58, Reply)

York is fucking dull and packed with tourists
And the local accent is chavvy as fuck.

Pleasant enough to live in though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Works at Nisa^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Iain, 31 from Northern Ireland is clearly a prick.
gu.com/p/4vapf
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)