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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Some stupid cunt that works here has managed to take £1000 in £50 notes where over half are fake, that isn't good news :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:14,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Look for the positive here.
You've got almost five hundred quid in notes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:19,
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yesssssss! 66.67% of costs recovered!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:22,
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Use the fake notes to buy drugs with.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:27,
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they never notice as dealers aren't used to handling cash
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:28,
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Plus that'll have really made the customer's day, shifting all them shonky notes.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:26,
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I know who it was, he's been politely informed of the situation
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:27,
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Oh dear.
Do you not have one of them pens that you swipe (!) over them?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:24,
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several, although the culprit seems to think that because they were in a bundle it wasn't necessary
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:26,
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I used to draw cocks with them on the notes, knowing that they showed up under uv light.
Makes me wonder what I'd have done if I'd got an actual fake note though. That would've been embarrassing.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:35,
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