Yeah, now I sell drugs.

Thought about you the other weekend. You alright?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:30, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Thanks
Met my old Ma a couple of days before too which was a bit strange but cathartic.

Dealer, eh? Lucrative, but not good on the CV if you want to move on. Unless you're going for Senior Dealer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I'm almost at the end of my Dispenser's course
Unfortunately, as I work for one of those stupid 'treat everyone equally' supermarkets, this won't mean a pay rise of any kind.
Still, the people I work with are awesome, and nobody minds if I say 'cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)

Good
There are lots of ways of growling "cunt" under your breath - it's a very guttural word anyway.

You'll not mind, I hope, but last time I remember you on here you were a bit nihilistic, shall we say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

People, as I have long postulated, are 'fucking shit'.
This is why it breaks my heart that I'm so good at customer service.
/kilospoons
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Define "people"
Accept that there are "people" and "people".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:48, Reply)

People: anyone who isn't me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:49, Reply)

I would never - could never - be anything but civil, pleasant and polite to anyone in a customer facing role
Am I a minority then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:02, Reply)

No, not at all.
I'm completely civil, if not downright *charming* to my customers.

Even when they're clearly cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:03, Reply)

I meant when I'm dealing with them as the customer.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)

customer service is when you really do need a knife

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)

No - the only occasion that I regretted not having a stabby knife was when I met Geoffrey Boycott
I'd have got an OBE for that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:05, Reply)