Dozer is a sex repeller

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:49, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

GeordieJay preys on doubly disabled vulnerable men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:51, Reply)

dozer preys on the clothes racks at Scope

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Is one of your sales numbers 0161 813 1452?
If so, whoever has just rung me has had the pleasure of hearing me fart mightily.

I don't normally answer but this was brewing up so I just let the sphincter do the talking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)

Nope. A quick google search tells me thats a company called CSQ.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I'm not sufficiently proud of my emmisions to check who was momentarily troubled by them
I hoped that we could bond by my farting at one of your colleagues.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)

We dont need flatulence to bond

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)

No?
What sort of relationships do you have? You awful pervert.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:25, Reply)