lol! old b3ta memes!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:10, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

dont get this joke soz

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:22, Reply)

I don't think it's meant to be a joke :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:25, Reply)

fuck off, cunt

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:25, Reply)

mong tiger fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:28, Reply)

textbook
we could just replace you with a bot, would only need ten standard replies
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Hes a bot bot, a bot that likes cock and bum fun.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:39, Reply)

hamsterbot

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:41, Reply)

mong tiger is a predatory paedophile

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:08, Reply)

you appear to have a slight obsession old chap

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)

this is funny because it's coming from you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)

as opposed to from you

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)

i no ur but wat am i

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Your face is wronger than this.
metro.co.uk/2014/09/10/burger-king-in-japan-launches-black-cheeseburger-the-world-recoils-in-horror-4863751
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Where's the swipe this week?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:53, Reply)

front to back, you dirty mare

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Uh oh has there been some deletion better whinge about some sentences disappearing and that bullying is meeeen

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:53, Reply)

WHERE ARE MY IMPORTANT INTERNET POSTS?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

My nonplussed replies! Gone 5eva

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

They were shit. Hth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)

you utter Cranley

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

harsh

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

#nocranleychat #CRANHAMMER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

dozer is a prostitute?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I don't know, you will have to ask him, discreetly though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:12, Reply)

yer i am as it appens

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:18, Reply)

YM is an old b3ta meme
This is both a fact and a joke.

Like YM
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Heyho Jaysum :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)

DBT xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:49, Reply)

*groomz*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)

GeordieJay is a sex offender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Dozer is a sex repeller

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:49, Reply)

GeordieJay preys on doubly disabled vulnerable men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:51, Reply)

dozer preys on the clothes racks at Scope

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Is one of your sales numbers 0161 813 1452?
If so, whoever has just rung me has had the pleasure of hearing me fart mightily.

I don't normally answer but this was brewing up so I just let the sphincter do the talking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)

Nope. A quick google search tells me thats a company called CSQ.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I'm not sufficiently proud of my emmisions to check who was momentarily troubled by them
I hoped that we could bond by my farting at one of your colleagues.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)

We dont need flatulence to bond

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)

No?
What sort of relationships do you have? You awful pervert.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:25, Reply)

maybe his leg had just grow!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:44, Reply)

a colleague first introduced me to this place back in 2005-2006ish
 
all the while he was explaining the zany language with things like 'brian blessed' and 'the scale of woo', I was thinking to myself 'christ, what a bunch of fucking cunts'

over time I came to if not like then at least accept it all, and tried to fit in

now, with the benefit of hindsight, I see my first reaction was the correct one
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)

Someone here apparently got real life threats of violence on here, and told the cops. They then had to show b3ta to a copper and explain the site, which must have been fun.
Dunno who sos, anyone?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Mabazritchie* and Enzyme?
*or whatever his name was
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:39, Reply)

It was a guy from Manchester, I remembered it because I had digs in the same area briefly.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Yes then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Kitty no-hands

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Dunno what that is.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:28, Reply)

We used to be right miserable on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:30, Reply)

And it was FUN!
It was all FUN - all the suicidal nutters and obssesives - I'll not hear a word said against it.

This is the Blackpool of the internet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Can't be. i fucking LOATHE Blackpool
This is "alright"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:40, Reply)