my farts are currently having to be carefully squeezed out with my full attention
so far so good
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Last time I worked abroad in North Africa, the team I was working with had T shirts made when we got back with the words......
...'Happiness is a dry fart' printed on them
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Where were you in North Africa?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Egypt
Working on a Gas Turbine power station. It was a while ago when I still worked for RR.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I worked in Algeria for a year. Flyblown shithole. An absolute dump.That's my charity shit out of the way.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I was underwhelmed by the standards of, well, everything - outside the tourist areas
Hotel was shocking, food was barely edible, we had a 40% attrition rate on our site from rampant squits and the locals would steal anything that wasn't nailed down - even then they'd have a good try.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I volunteered in a clinoc, it was medieval times. Horrible.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)