Fuck it.
I if something doesn't scan on the self service properly and ends up in the bag the self service monkey always runs over with their magic barcode and sorts the machine. I get something free every other time I go. Their fault for having shit machines instead of shit till monkeys.
( Peej, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:32, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

It probably works out cheaper to have a few items go through not scanned properly than to invest in minimum wage staff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Thats why I never scan my fillet steaks and single malt whiskeys

( Peej, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Weigh them as carrots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Do you steal the pick n mix at the cinema and all?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Yes
Yes I do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Only the lowest of the low cunt would steal pick n mix
and If that terrible terrible excuse for a human had a system to aid in his theft that would make him worse than Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Heather Mills all put together.
( Peej, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:46, Reply)