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Evening all.
Bloody scorchio today innit. Me fanny's beating.
#ScopeSongs - Remember You're a Mongol.
Alright?
Evening plans?
That's lovely.
BYE!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:34,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Devo - Mongoloid
I win.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:38,
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The Elastik Band - Spazz
Correction, I win.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:42,
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2 l8 m8 the judges have spoken
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:44,
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Pink Floyd - Another shit up the wall.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:53,
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Bassline sampled on Love Story, tedium fans
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:44,
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Plastikman - Spastik
I also win.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:45,
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It's fucking boiling and traffic is cunt
I'm at a swimming lesson and some prick kid keeps splashing me :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:40,
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^adult with his phone out at children's swimming pool
STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:43,
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Is there no end to this yak-sniffer's depravity?
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Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:44,
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As if
There's not one looker amongst them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:45,
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PEEDO SKUM GO BAK 2 UK MOSK ISLAMER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:47,
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We're going there after
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:50,
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You, sir, are the absolute limit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52,
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Drown it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:51,
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It's dad is sitting next to me
Why doesn't the teacher move it to the middle lane.
Also, why is the teacher's 16 year old son only as tall as my eight year old? Don't the working class feed their kids?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:54,
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What a charming turn off phrase.
No wonder you Mancs are renowned for your sophistication
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Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:45,
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Im not a Manc, you white flag waving French ponce.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52,
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I think the term you're looking for is...
...Cheese eating surrender monkey.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52,
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It was quite hot on my drive back from whyayey'bugger land*
Until I used the air con in the car.
Bliss.
I plan to do bugger all tonight except eat a little and drink some wine.
*Fishies on dishies optional. Your whippet may be repossessed if you do not keep up the payments. Terms and conditions apply.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52,
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I've just ordered a curry \o/
Tomorrow I shall be choosing a headstone.
Evening, mongs. How's it hanging?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:24,
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Chillin' like a villain
How's you and the Mrs?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:26,
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All good, ta.
How was your trip to the North East? Where were you?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:26,
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North of Newcastle
Then Newton Aycliffe and then Spennymoor. Bloody long days!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:28,
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How far north of Newcastle?
We're about 15 miles up the road.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:29,
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Cramlington
All I saw was an industrial estate TBH
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:34,
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That's pretty much all it is tbh.
We're only a few miles from there; had we known you were up we could have gone for food or summat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:35,
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There's actually a pretty good Greek restaurant in Cramlington.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:37,
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That would have been good - I've got more stuff to do up there - I'll let you know the next time...
...Might be able to blag it on expenses too!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:38,
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Good stuff.
For a small provincial area we have some decent eateries and boozers around here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:39,
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I stayed at an awful Premier inn place with a food pub called the Gretna Green attached
Grim, very grim. Would've liked to have been in a local pub with good grub
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:42,
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On a roundabout, per chance?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:43,
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The 3 Horse Shoes is just down the road and has excellent beer and food.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:44,
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I think I'll be arranging my own accommodation next time I'm up there
The 'hotel booking.com' just gets you the corporate crap
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:46,
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The only place worth getting curry from in this city has closed :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:27,
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Sad tiems bro :(
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:28,
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I know
Are you dying then, Davvo?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:30,
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Nah, it's for my dad.
First time in fuck knows how many years it'll be just me, my brother and sister together.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:31,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2371585
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:32,
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I see what you did there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:33,
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Where was that then Tangles?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:29,
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The chap who used to have the Indian Empress, then moved to Gulson Rd to the appallingly named Chippy with an Indian
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:32,
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Haven't had a take-away curry for ages
There's a place called Usha near Burnley that's awesome. I take my biggest customer there whenever I visit them. The nights get very messy - good job it's on expenses
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:37,
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Leeds is great for curry m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:31,
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Leeds is 'alright' in general.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:33,
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sure is
Fit currymuncher birds, decent curries, excellent pubs and bars, world class nightclubs.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:46,
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