Proportionate and fair.
No child likes to receive a 'practical' birthday present.
I was given an electric razor for my 16th birthday by my parents. A fucking razor.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Is that because you were a hairy goat boy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

officelolling hard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It was intended for use on his palms.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I was more of a bumfluffy goat boy back then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)

haha awww
thing is, your folks probably felt dead proud of you for that. Our little boy and all that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

All in all it was a pretty shit birthday.
Of my three closest friends, one had stopped being my friend because he had a girlfriend now; one was away on holiday and the other had been grounded and wasn't allowed to come out with me.
But none of that stopped my from going to the Groovy Garden at the Tic Toc and dancing my skinny arse off all night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)

This should probably have been my answer to the main question.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Chicks man, am I right?
But hey, you got to boogie. And isn't that what it's all about?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I thought the hokey-cokey was what it was all about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I assumed that was the dance you were doing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)

electric razors are shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)