Dear Work
I'm now so bored I went to get a can of Coke and a Double Decker fromt he vending machine, your place of business is directly responsible for my poor diet. Kindly give me more money.

Regards,

Fat Goutist, Third Floor.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:52, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

me too, the worst bit is I have LOADS to do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Don't mock the gout if you haven't had the gout.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

can you get gout when you have no feet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)

not any more! result!
I first got gout when I was about 26.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I see old Kim-Il 3 has joined your club.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Don't be silly, if people followed that logic, nobody would make fun of Dozer*
*Because nobody's had him. Because he's a virgin.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

difference is, gout isn't a cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

That's not what I've heard.
I've heard it's every bit a cunt.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

it's got more personality than dozer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

alright swipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I'd have to make that same joke over a period of several months for that comparison to qualify, old chum.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)

less of the old thank you very much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Sorry, youthfully challenged.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

apart from AA and weepee I may be the youngest person here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Possibly, but that doesn't make you young.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

relatively speaking, it does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Relatively speaking it makes you younger.
Younger is relative, young isn't and mid-thirties isn't young.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

i ent mid thirties, I'm early thirties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Thirties isn't young full stop.
Stop combing your hair over your bald spot and deal with it.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)

projecting ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

It's ok to be renting in your early thirties mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)

Remember when we all decided you had gout?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928096#post1928216

Those were the days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

That looks like quite a lot of people mocking gout.
If only you'd all realised it was illegal :(
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

you cried a little bit didn't you and the salty tears fell on your swollen joints and stung like bitter barbs of spite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Haha you wrong-place-posting deleting message-wrong

( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

*INNOCENT FACE*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)

I'm just amazed Monty never made a
You know you make me wanna Gout! Post in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Bollocks and Boyce were mates in that thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)

And you never had gout.
It was all about Gout Master Flash*

*Feel free to change 'Flash' to something either French, or more Kroney sounding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I never posted in that thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

You were probably on your sofa
With a packet of frozen peas strapped to your foot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)