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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nakers Bartholomew Worthington-Chipping-NortonSadly passed away last week after tripping over a thirty metre shoe lace. Nakers had been an active campaigner for the rights of those pikeys that live in Barnes. He often wryly referred to the soup kitchen he volunteered at as a "farmer's market", because of the large amount of fat cows he had to deal with. He led a troubled life, often he had to wear kilts as having a sidearse made finding decent trousers difficult.
He's survived by his children Iocasta and Maximilian; his wife is too busy with fucking horses anyway, so doesn't care.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:22,
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It makes his little pink socks hard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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