a new low

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:03, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

nother one from lil ol me
My husband of 5 years, Edward, used to work at a Jack n the box when we first started living together. He was a grill cook/stock loader and assistant manager. ( rather versitile man, *wink*) but anywho. he worked ther for a long while, and went up through the ranks. One day as he was in the fridge stocking fries and patties, his boss came up behind him while he was opening a box with a rather sharp boxcutter and said " ed, i need you to.." before letting out a gaspish sort of sound. Ed had been startled,( which isnt easy for my poor 6'4, 240lb hubby to do) and had slashed his inner arm near the elbow on his right arm accidentally. lest to say, 40 stitches inside, 45 outside later, he still has the scar, long as your index finger. he doesnt work fast food anymore, but still, its a rather nasty tale.( and i love my eddie. poor blighter. i shall have to boink him for memories sake later
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:05, Reply)

that's so fucking hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Lighty just gazzed me to ask me out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:10, Reply)

bit gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:11, Reply)

I love Brittish cuss words

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:13, Reply)

That used to be Chompys thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:14, Reply)

He never asked me out :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:17, Reply)

Well "The Chompster" sunk low, but not even that low, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:19, Reply)

post that gaz again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:18, Reply)

Nope, I realised that posting Gazzes was a breach of trust

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:19, Reply)

just like bumming your ex

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:22, Reply)

I still have the gazzes from the "Night of the Dozers"
both yours and Wilfs are quite needy entertaining
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:24, Reply)

he was a nob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:28, Reply)

he did have his moments

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:33, Reply)

...moments of nobbery, punctuated by instances of hapless nincompoopitude

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 22:35, Reply)