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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Doesn't Naked Ape own a house?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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10 years ago)
Sadly not. Our chinoed friend has managed a half share in a one bed, which is worse than half a flat really thinking about it.
Mater and Pater had better hurry up and die so he can get his grabbing paws onto some spondulix.
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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Oh that's a shame, I always tried to talk to him 'on a level' but if he isn't the sole owner of any property, well, I think we know what we think about that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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I'm afraid he's a charlatan, a little lord fauntleroy without his silver spoon, a henry without his hooray. Of course he talks a good fight as you'd expect, but that popped polo isn't hackett, no it's ben sherman from southamptons tk maxx.
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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Even that will have to be shared with two siblings
And his folks aren't stupid - they'll probably bequeath his share straight to the grandkids, so he can't do anything daft with it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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If his folks aren't stupid how did he end up as thick as two short planks?
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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Good point.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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Dropped on his head as a child
dropped punched
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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